Surprise Googling Yourself = Unknown YouTube Videos
Oh sweet jesus. You know how sometimes when you drink several Guinness after a forcibly watched women’s UCONN Basketball game — you might unintentionally slip into a state of vegetable and randomly Google yourself?
I’m hardly ever surprised anymore (between the nation of Ghana publicly hating me after Miss Teen Universe ’03 and a having a porn star with a very similar Google name) … but today I found something I actually wasn’t aware of.
Enter my sixteen year old self getting brought in to audition for a TV show — booking it — having the old host suddenly get fired — and suddenly being thrown into an IndyCar Series race 24 hours later to interview (and er, eat cheesecake with and… er, eventually date) Indy500 winner Dan Wheldon, Danica Patrick, and Tony Kanaan. Makes me miss the lack of pores and fabulous hair extensions of the younger years.
Enjoy.
tony kanaan and ashley avis
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